Truth Hurts
A retired dad picks up a fancy new gadget—a lie-detecting robot that gives a little slap every time someone tells a fib. Naturally, he brings it to the dinner table to “test it out”.
He turns to his teenage son and asks, “So, what’d you do this afternoon?”
“Homework at a friend’s place,” the boy says.
SLAP! goes the robot.
“Alright, alright—we watched a movie,” he admits.
“What movie?” the dad asks.
“Toy Story.”
SLAP!
“Fine! It was one of those, uh… adult movies.”
Dad huffs, “At your age, I didn’t even know what that kind of stuff was!”
SLAP!
Mom chuckles, “Well, he is your son.”
SLAP!
The robot is now listed for sale. Cheap. Very lightly used.
