Unsolicited Advice
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys remarks to the other, "Boy, you look tired!"
His friend replies, "Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants to make love all the time—three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I don't know what to do!"
An old gentleman in his seventies, sitting a few bar stools down, overhears their conversation.
He looked over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, said, "Marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense!"
