[James Matthew Najera]

Would You Rather? 04.25.2025​

Hey GrayViners!

Alright, folks, let’s settle one of life’s truly important questions:

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck… or a hundred duck-sized horses?

I know, I know—this is the kind of deep, intellectual debate we live for here in The GrayVine.

On one hand, you’ve got a massive duck with flapping power that could knock you into next week. On the other, a chaotic stampede of tiny hooves that might be oddly adorable… until they team up.

Personally? I’m going with the hundred duck-sized horses. I figure I can outrun them, maybe distract them with snacks, and honestly, the idea of a duck towering over me with a bill the size of a surfboard? Hard pass.

How about you?

Drop your pick below—and tell us why! Let the great debate begin.

Cheers!
Blue

 

[Gayle B.]

I know I sound stupid but my life is too short for real fighting about something so trivial. Must not be my best day

 

[Arkie98]

Since have encountered a Canadian Goose I will take the 100 duck size horses. Tried to capture a Canadian Goose that was tangled up in fishing line and a lure. Those wings are ferocious.

 

[gwenwink01]

Horses

 

[Umbrella is up.]

Horse size ducks.

 

[Wiseoldone]

One horse size duck