A Broken Vow
A man was wholeheartedly in love with his wife, and when she passed after 60 years, he was devastated.
For the next 20 years, he pined and pined and couldn't wait to rejoin her in heaven. Then, he passed away, and as soon as he landed in heaven, he started running everywhere looking for her. When he finally found her, he screamed out, “There you are, darling, I have missed you so much!”
She stops, stares, and then turns around and begins sprinting in the other direction. “Oh heck no, the contract was only for life!”
