A Grave Situation
One foggy night, a man was walking home alone when he suddenly heard a strange sound behind him—BUMP… BUMP… BUMP.
He turned around and, through the mist, saw a coffin bouncing its way down the street straight toward him!
Terrified, he ran, but the coffin was close behind. BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!
He burst through his front door, slammed it shut, and leaned against it—but the coffin crashed through and kept coming, lid flapping open and shut with every bounce. Clappity-BUMP! Clappity-BUMP!
The man ran upstairs, locked himself in the bathroom, and in desperation grabbed the first thing he could find—a bottle of cough syrup.
He hurled it at the coffin…
…and the coffin stopped.
