A Little Marital Wisdom
Frank: You know, people are always asking me the secret to our long marriage.
Bill: Oh really? And what do you tell them?
Frank: Simple. We take time to go out to a nice restaurant twice a week. Candlelight, soft music, a little dancing...
Bill: That’s actually kind of sweet.
Frank: Yep. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
