A Weird Day at the Doctor's Office
One morning at a busy doctor’s office, a man walks in holding his back, wincing in pain.
The doctor asks, “What happened to you?”
The man groans, “Doc, I work as a bouncer at a nightclub. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. Upon entering, I knew that someone had been with my wife, and the balcony door was open. Furious, I yanked my fridge off the kitchen floor and threw it out the window at him. That’s when I threw out my back.”
The doctor gives him some painkillers, shakes his head, and moves on.
An hour later, another guy stumbles in, looking like he’s been in a car wreck.
The doctor asks, “You look awful. What happened?”
The man says, “Well, I was running late for my first day at a new job. I was getting dressed while running out the door, and out of nowhere—BAM! A fridge fell on me from the sky! I still don’t know where it came from.”
The doctor treats him and wonders what’s going on.
Then, just before closing, a third patient hobbles in, looking like he’s been to hell and back.
The doctor asks, “And what’s your story?”
The man sighs and says, “Well, I was just minding my own business, hiding in a fridge…”
