Ben's Honest Mistake
A little boy’s mother had been away for a week’s conference, and upon returning, she asked her son how he’d been.
“It was OK,” said Ben, “Except there was dreadful thunder and lightning on Tuesday night, so me and Daddy snuggled up in the same bed.”
“You mean Daddy and I,” said his young nanny.
“Oh no,” said the boy, “That was Wednesday night, remember?”
