Box of frozen crabs
A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in Dublin with a box of frozen crabs,
and asked the blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's fridge.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner
that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her
about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in London, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Dublin, please raise your hand ?"
