Doctor Changes Careers
After years of working as a gynecologist, one fellow decided he needed a change of pace. He loved cars, so he figured—why not become a mechanic?
He studied hard, took his classes seriously, and finally showed up for the big certification exam.
A few days later, the results came in… and he had scored 110 out of 100!
The head examiner was stunned and stormed over to the testing supervisor. “110?! That’s not even possible! Why would you give him more than a perfect score?”
The supervisor calmly replied: “Well, boss—his written test was flawless. On the practical, I had him tune the engine—he did. Change the oil—no problem. Replace a spark plug—smooth as butter.”
The boss huffed, “Fine, that’s worth a hundred. But where’d the extra ten come from?”
The supervisor smiled and said, “He did it all… through the exhaust pipe.”
