Exactly What A Husband Would Do
A couple pulled into the mall parking lot when the wife handed her husband a slip of paper and said, “Here’s the ticket for the repaired clock. Just take it to the repair shop next to Macy’s—it’s already paid for, you just have to pick it up.”
Off he went, but after quite a while, he still hadn’t come back. Curious (and a little impatient), the wife got out of the car to see what was taking so long.
When she found him, he was standing right in front of the repair shop, holding the clock and staring straight ahead.
“Did you get the clock?” she asked.
“Yes,” he said.
“Well then, what are you doing just standing there?”
He pointed to the shop’s sign and replied earnestly, “I’m doing what it says… Watch Repairs.”
