Game, Set, Match
While her husband was at work, a wife decided to text him.
"Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi."
Within seconds, he replied. "Who’s Elizabeth?"
"Nobody," she shot back. "I just wanted to make sure you read my message."
"Phew!" he typed. "I’m with Elizabeth right now… for a moment there, I thought you’d caught us!"
Her eyes went wide. "WHAT?! Where are you?!"
"Near the bakery," he answered.
"Stay put—I’m coming right now!"
Five minutes later, she burst into the bakery and frantically scanned the room. "I’m here! Where are you?!"
"At work," came his calm reply. "Since you’re already there… grab the bread and head home."
