[James Matthew Najera]

General Discussion 03.04.2025​

Hey GrayViners!

Alright, let's get weird. Let's kick off today with this fun question:

If you had to replace your hands with anything else—literally anything—what would you pick?

Would you go practical with multi-tool Swiss Army hands? Elegant with a pair of swan heads? Maybe just two giant spoons for the ultimate soup experience?

Personally, I’d go with retractable lobster claws—intimidating and excellent for cracking open a good seafood dinner.

What about you? Let’s hear your best (or most ridiculous) picks!

Cheers!
Blue

 

[JJR1953]

I would use salad tongs

 

[Mtn Kat]

Salad Tongs LOL

 

[heidimidnight]

Robot hands

 

[ghandi44]

Channelocks

 

[murphy001]

salad tongs

 

[GlennDaddy]

Knife and fork

 

[kjeannef]

feet

 

[RODNEYT]

Feet with opposable toes

 

[Gayle B.]

I would use the artificial hands provided to amputees. The fingers work independently of each other and flex really well! What could be better than that?

 

[bigmisfit]

I think I would just go with a robotic or prosthetic hand

 

[Flhusker]

Knitting needles

 

[Lonederanger]

Anything is a key word, and mine is pretty mild: I would replace my hands for functional ones; I'd take some without arthritis or broken bone stiffness so I could more easily go back to playing music on my organ and guitar, and maybe go back to playing drums. Yeah, mighty tame.

 

[JPCrane75]

I'm a practical guy !!!!!! Salad tongs would be also useful at the supermarket picking items off the shelves ,or , out of a freezer !!!!!!!!

 

[Lonton03..]

I think I would go with soft, furry claws with retractable nails

 

[HAH]

Salad tongs.