Guess The Punchline
“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked a kid from a nearby city.
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times, we can fix up the young ‘uns by putting a couple of drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ‘em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow doesn’t have any horns is…
Because it’s a horse.”
