Heavenly Pop Quiz
Bob arrives at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St. Peter himself.
“Welcome!” he says. “Heaven’s a bit crowded these days, so you’ll need to answer a few questions to get in.”
“Alright,” he replies confidently.
“First question,” says St. Peter. “Name two days of the week that begin with the letter T.”
He smiles and says, “That’s easy—Today and Tomorrow!”
St. Peter raises an eyebrow. “Not quite what I had in mind, but clever. Let’s try another. How many seconds are there in a year?”
He answers, “Twelve!”
“Twelve?” he asks.
“Sure—January second, February second, March second…”
St. Peter sighs but decides to give her one last shot. “Alright, what’s God’s name?”
Without hesitation, Bob beams and says, “Howard!”
“Howard?!” St. Peter exclaims.
He nods. “You know… ‘Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name!’”
