Instant Cough Relief
An older gentleman was leaning against the wall inside a small-town pharmacy when the owner walked in and asked the clerk, “What’s with that fella over there?”
The clerk shrugged and said, “He came in this morning looking for cough medicine, but we were out—so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives instead.”
The owner gasped. “Laxatives? You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”
The clerk grinned. “Oh, I don’t know… look at him—he’s too scared to cough now!”
