Leg-ally Broke
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and said, “Doc, you’ve got to check my leg. Something strange is going on. Just put your ear to my thigh—you’ll hear it.”
The doctor leaned in, and sure enough, a little voice came out: “Gimme 20 dollars, I really need 20 dollars!”
The doctor blinked in surprise. “I’ve never heard anything like this in my life! How long has this been happening?”
“That’s not all,” the man said. “Put your ear to my knee.”
The doctor did—and the knee whispered, “Please, just 10 dollars. Lend me 10 dollars!”
Now the doctor was baffled. “This is incredible! I don’t know what to tell you.”
“Wait, Doc—listen to my ankle,” the man urged.
The doctor bent down, and the ankle begged, “Please, just 5 dollars. Can you spare 5 dollars?”
The doctor shook his head, flipped through his medical books, and finally sighed. “Well, I don’t have an official diagnosis for this… but based on what I’ve seen, I’d say your leg is broke in three places.”