Not The Outdoorsy Type
During John's physical, the doctor asked him about his daily activity level.
John replied, "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!"
John replied: "No..."
"I'm just a lousy golfer."