On The Fly
A teacher noticed a young boy in the back of the classroom fidgeting and looking uncomfortable. Concerned, she quietly asked what was wrong.
He whispered, “I just got circumcised, and it’s really itchy.”
The teacher nodded kindly and told him to go call his mother from the principal’s office for advice.
A few minutes later, the boy returned and sat back down. Soon after, there was quite a stir in the back of the room — the teacher turned around and was shocked to see him sitting with his zipper open!
“Didn’t I tell you to call your mother?” she exclaimed.
“I did,” the boy said. “She told me if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come pick me up.”
