Jimvk3

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Silly jokes I wanted to share

  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  • How do you know which pepper is the busybody? It gets jalapeño business.
  • Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
 
These had me cracking up, @Jimvk3! Just letting you know we’ll be featuring one of your jokes in the next GrayVine newsletter (yup, with credit). Keep 'em coming, we love seeing it!
 

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