Some Things Never Change
A charming blonde from Ireland waltzed into a casino in Atlantic City looking a little tipsy and placed a hefty $20,000 bet on one roll of the dice.
With a wink, she said, “Hope you fellas don’t mind—I feel luckier without my clothes.” And with that, off everything came!
She tossed the dice and hollered in her lovely brogue, “Come on, baby, Mama needs a new wardrobe!”
When the dice stopped rolling, she jumped for joy, shouted “I WON!” hugged the stunned dealers, scooped up her winnings—and her clothes—and headed for the door.
The room was dead quiet. One dealer finally asked, “So… what did she roll?”
The other replied, “No clue. I thought you were watching the dice.”
Moral of the story? Not all Irish are drunkards. Not every blonde is gullible.
But every man? Well… some things never change.
