The Farmer’s New Goat
A city guy decides to “escape the noise” and buys a small farm in the countryside.
He has no idea what he’s doing. He watches a 12-minute YouTube video and suddenly thinks he's Old MacDonald.
First week: he buys a goat.
The farmer who sells it warns him,
“This one’s... quirky.”
The guy says, “Perfect. I’m quirky too.”
He brings the goat home. Names him “Greg.”
First night: Greg escapes. Opens the fridge. Eats 3 carrots and a stick of butter.
Second night: Greg breaks into the neighbor’s garden and eats half a flamingo lawn ornament.
Third night: Greg climbs on top of the house and stares into the bedroom window like he's judging the guy's life choices.
Panicking, the guy calls the original farmer and says,
“What do I do?! This goat is a menace!”
The old farmer just laughs and goes,
“Buddy… Greg picked you. Not the other way around.”
And hangs up.
The guy turns slowly.
Greg is standing behind him.
Wearing sunglasses.
