The Perfect Husband?
Several men were relaxing in the locker room at the golf club when a cell phone on a bench started ringing. One man tapped the speakerphone, and what followed was something else.
“Hi honey,” said a woman, “I’m at the store and found this gorgeous leather coat for $2,000—should I get it?” Without blinking, the man said, “Sure, if you love it, get it.”
She kept going: “I stopped at the Lexus dealer. Found a beauty for $90,000.” He said, “That’s fine, just be sure it has all the bells and whistles.”
Then she added, “Remember that house I wanted? It’s back on the market—$980,000.” The man calmly replied, “Offer $900K. If they say no, we’ll go to the full price.”
“I love you!” she gushed. “Love you, too,” he said, and hung up.
At this point, every man in the room is staring at him in stunned silence.
He looks around and says, “Anybody know whose phone this is?”
