Sophia M.

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The Talking Dummy Trouble

A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town.

With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting:

"I’ve heard enough of your silly blonde jokes!

What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way?

What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.

It’s people like you who make others think that all blondes are foolish!

You and your kind continue to spread discrimination—not only against blondes, but against women in general—all in the name of humor!"

The stunned ventriloquist started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted and screamed:

"You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little chatterbox sitting on your lap!"
 
ILMAO
This one tickled my funny bone! I’m not a blonde but I didn’t see much humor in the blonde jokes!
 

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