What A Great Boost!
Mike and Joe were two maintenance buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Denver.
One day, a thick fog grounded all flights, and they found themselves stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Mike sighed, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Joe grinned, "Well, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Wanna give it a shot?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of the high-octane stuff and got absolutely hammered.
The next morning, Mike woke up feeling surprisingly fantastic—no hangover, no headache, nothing.
Just then, his phone rang. It was Joe.
"Hey, man, how are you feeling?" Joe asked.
"Honestly? I feel amazing!" Mike laughed. "No hangover at all. What about you?"
"Same here!" Joe replied. "But listen… have you, uh, gone to the bathroom yet?"
"No, not yet. Why?"
"Well, don't," Joe warned.
"Why not?"
"Because I just landed in Las Vegas."
