Who Needs a Guard Dog?
A woman walks into a pet store looking for a guard dog to protect her and her husband.
The owner grins and says, “I’ve got something even better—a highly trained kookaburra!”
Skeptical, she watches as the owner demonstrates: “Kookaburra, pencil!” The bird swoops down and shreds the pencil to pieces.
“Kookaburra, phone book!” The bird tears it apart in seconds. Amazed, she buys the bird and takes it home.
Later that evening, she tells her husband about their new “guard bird.” He chuckles and says, “Oh, please… kookaburra, my foot!”