[James Matthew Najera]

Would Your Rather? 05.23.2025​

Hey GrayViners!

Alright, time for a little mental workout.

Let’s say you’ve suddenly been hit with a bizarre twist of fate—you now have to choose between two slightly ridiculous, totally unnerving superpowers:

Would you rather…
have every object you touch narrate your actions out loud (“Blue is now opening the fridge for the fifth time today”)

OR

have your thoughts broadcast like a radio signal once a day, no warning, no mute button?
Honestly, I think I’d take the narrating objects. Sure, it’d get awkward in the bathroom or at the grocery store, but at least my private thoughts stay, well… private.

What about you? Which one would you pick—and more importantly, why? Let’s hear it!

 

[rosy202]

I think my narration can't be quite entertaining but I would like to keep it to myself, therefore I prefer not to broadcast it..

 

[Gayle B.]

My thoughts are often dark. I would rather not choose either option. Not much of an answer though.

 

[Hello Kitty]

I’d rather have every object i touch narrate my actions aloud.