Yust Got Hired!
A man walks into a job interview, and the interviewer notices a five-year gap on his résumé.
“What were you doing during that time?” they ask.
“Oh,” the man replies, “that’s when I went to Yale.”
Impressed, the interviewer offers him the job on the spot.
The man shakes their hand and says, “Thank you! I really need this yob.”
